I failed...

I failed that psych therapy test like nobodies business. It took me nearly the entire time to take, which is rare. I am always the first one done...Ben, Loren and I race. This does not lend itself to the best grades but it works out okay, the dean liked it. It was written for a med student I am sure. I am not in the business of diagnosising your mental illness, I help to make sure you are getting optimal treatment. Is it necessary that I know how a CT/MRI/PET/fMRI and how they work, it wouldn't know what to do with them if I saw them. Pharmacist does NOT equal radiologist. Pharmacist is not synomous with psychriatrist. I can tell you all the drugs/side effects/CYP p450 interactions/drug combos/how to optimize your therapy for schizo/bipolar/depression/anxiety/adhd...but did you ask me those questions...Fuck no! Therefore, I failed an exam because you were confused about my future profession. I need a drink...but no, I still have a full day of torture left.