10.05.2005

I have a PROBLEM!

I am addicted. Yes, addicted to fun...

Is there a 12 step program? Here are some ideas...
  1. Admitting you have a problem...
  2. Finding like minded people, who also like fun
  3. Have a drink because you are not alcoholics
  4. Realize that you can dance without being wasted
  5. Make a list of all fun things and stop doing them
  6. Another drink due to depression
  7. Find fun-sponge friends, let them suck away your fun spirit
  8. Clean closet and get rid of party clothes
  9. Throw away bar cigarettes
  10. Drop cell phone and ID in the lake and walk away
  11. Stop smiling at cute boys
  12. Drive the speed limit!

Whew! That was scary, don't think I will be doing any of those things.

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