REASONS TO SKIP CLASS

1o. your significant other just showed up in a trench coat and nothing else----no way!
9. the guy you sit next to in class smells and has bad breath----Ben is that you!
8. the class has over 300 people and you're sure attendance won't be taken
7. your professor's shiny head is too distracting----this is a student in the front row!
6. you can't save Super Mario 3 on your regular Nintendo
5. McDonald's only serves breakfast until 10:30
4. You can't figure out how to record on your VCR
3. Sleep seems more relevent that a person who's been dead for centuries
2. You want to find out who that is you woke up next to----hehehehehe
1. You have no idea where your pants are---hehehe

This is not my authoring, but that of the good 'ol STATESMAN at UMD.