some oh so funny things..

chatting with the girls before i left school after being there for about 14 hours...yes, i love it there...some oh so funny this were said....

• Jill, my cat has hepatitis! if anyone knows me they know why this is funny and no it's not because I have this disease.
• People everywhere were getting "action" this weekend...and not the people that usually do! I plead the fifth!
• I think I could eat be-bes and be totally fine...
• So, he had a 2 hour erection! ummm, ewww! Keep it to yourself! And yes, I just shared with you!
• Wow, that's a lot of peas! I love hummus and I eat lots of it!
• Is your middle name really MIDDLE?
• Oh my god, i don't remember kissing you! That's too bad 'cause i wish i could forget! Weirdo!
• Have you ever watch someone smoke marijuana? They totally have drug delivery to the lung figured out! yes, Dr Weidmen strikes again!

Fun times! Fun times!