....Today we salute you, stressed out college student. As you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on starbucks and adderall, you think to yourself, am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life? The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked your buddy list 800 times. End of term is just days away, and your prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So crack open an ice cold bud light after that last essay, because for most of us, winter will be spent in rehab....
for the record...I am not a fan of Bud light. Hence i will be replacing said beverage with an Irish car bomb, Jag-bomb, Dead-Nazi, and a Harp :)
About Me
- Jillene
- Trying to finish pharmacy school with just a little bit of sanity. We will see how that turns out...stay tuned! Until then just keep swimming.running.studying or whatever gets me going that day...
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