strategic snow shoveling

16...18...20 some inches of snow falls out of the sky in the last few days and it is gorgeous. However, it is all on top of my car which is parked on the street and the snowplow is working to bury it further. Now comes advice for strategic, urban snowshoveling.

• Pick a time when the fewiest bums are wondering the street...usually daylight hours work the best. It's just weird when they watch you dig your car out and then they don't help when you get stuck.
• Dress like your gonna climb Mt Everest, cause the snow goes in every place on your body possible. Also, cars drive by and spray you with road slurry...it's just gross and snowpants work as an awesome repellant.
• Bring a shovel to get the snow off the roof...and remember to take the bike rack off your car before it snows...pain in the ass!
• Make sure the gas cover opens before you go to the gas station on empty.
• Make a little trail through the snow with your feet where you anticipate your car will drive through. Although this is usually a waste of energy cause the fricky car takes on a mind of its own in the snow and usually goes the opposite way of which you have turned.
• Watch out for buses they hurt!

Have you noticed that I post alot more when I'm supposed to be studying for finals or working on a big project. HMMMM? What does all of this mean? That I'm a slacker. Woohoo!