mmmm....airports!

have spent a fair amount of time in the airport in the last month...and wow it is fun. my latest issues with airtravel include that I am now deaf due to the extreme noise that came my way off a turboprop from Duluth to MPLS. seriously they should give out earplugs for that trip! And the seats! What is with the seats? I was trying to type a paper and there wasn't enough room. I am not a big person what if I was a big bad businessman...I could type up my company merger and I would sue Northwest! hehe!
Also...what is with the no pillows, blankets, lack of lighting, no earplugs, no movies, crabby ass flight attendants and no fricking food on long plane rides! I consider greater than 3 hours a long time on a plane; am I mistaken? And seriously you would have a more sleepy, quieter crowd if you fed them. Honestly, tack on five bucks that you spend on my lice infested pillow and blanket and swished ham and unknown sandwich. I would never suspect a thing!
As a side note...my G key is on the fritz...this is a greek tragedy straight out of the northwoods! Okay...merry christmas...I am gonna go facebook!