suburban minnesota BFE

What are the best things about the 'rents living in suburban BFE

1. Old guy next door close enough to spy on you while you lay in the yard sun-catching.
2. Large highway less than one block on the gravel road
3. Buffalo farm across the large highway
4. Occasional tractor cruising by
5. Very friendly wildlife
6. Bugs that you will never see in the city...what are those ant-a-pedes?
7. Only 25 minutes from the mall, airport, other modern convienences...
8. Crickets
9. All the neighbors stare because they think you are a burglar
10. And finally, dial-up internet...allowing you to wash clothes in between page downloads.