are you serious...?

Went to the eye doc today because I though my vision was failing me...blurring images, oscillatory focus, etc. (Jo-it's not diabetes!) He dilates my eyes so I look like an alien and will be totally unproduction all day. Suck-0 because it's like 80 degrees and beautiful outside.

Prognosis: Evidently, I have a disease they like to refer to as focusing too hard on reading. What? I thought I was supposed to focus when I read? This is an extensive of my neurotic behavior, I'm sure of it.

Solution: Wear your reading glasses like he told you to a year ago.