the great minnesota get together

...where else can you find everything imaginable on a stick including spagetti, live info-mercials and a large assortment of quilted toaster covers. You've always wanted one of those, eh? Really, is the toaster such a taboo appliance that homemakers feel the need to hide them from the old bitties in the neighborhood? A double-blind random survey of this topic is in the planning as we speak! Results will be rivoting I'm sure.