i have vivid dreams all the time, my friends can atest to that. i am having flashbacks of a dream that i had last night. it was torturous and my stomach is flipping just thinking about it.
Dave...dave was back and I was in Bemidji. Evidently he was rejected from the military they figured out that he was crazy and incompetent. Don't know Dave. Well, Dave has brought us side shows such as-
- "i hate you" (yes! still laughing, who says that to someone?)
- "you are the reason men hate women" (i had to bite my lip not to laugh out loud)
- "you and monica are the most bitter women i've ever met" (yessss, what a word!)
- "you make me want to be a better man" (barf...)
- "i am so glad you didn't talk about me behind my back to my friends" (damn straight i did, and honestly they thought you were crazy too)
- "can we just date each other?" (what? i wasn't aware that we were even thinking about that, I am just eating pizza here!)
Now if you are not convinced that this person is absolutely looney tunes--you may have a problem. This dude was crazeeee! Do you see why the dream was sooo creepy?
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