the visual is permanent!

I can't get this visual out of my head. It keeps making me laugh out loud to myself. I will preface this story with the fact that my favorite word is poop! Yes, very childish...but it always has and will make me laugh. As a clarification, I don't like looking at poop, only saying and hearing the word. So...back to the story at hand....

Yesterday, in my extremely hungover daze, I went to a picnic on Park Point with 80 some other peeps from school. At 3 pm, had to pee for the first time, not a good sign. In scoping out the situation found three port-o-potties, cruised on over and it was not a good scene at first smell. Oh, did I mention it was like 110 degrees outside.

So, after that adventure, several questions arose....Who poops on the floor of the jimmy johnnie? The place isn't that big, how did you manage that? Do people conserve on the amount/size of turd they lay at home in order to lay a "ginormous" one in the port-o-john? OMG. Giant. Did they have to be rushed to the hospital right after?

In reference to the floor turd-layer, my friend Justin describes it best..."so I opened the door and there on the floor was the biggest turd monster I've ever seen, equipped with fangs, eyes and everything, it was the scariest thing I've ever seen...so then I went to the other one and as I am peeing I was totally captivated by the size of the giant turd gently laying on the top, I couldn't stop looking..." So you might not think this is funny but I was and am again laughing and about ready to fall off my chair.

Poop is the greatest word ever....but it is stinky!