Hope there's a palm tree...

didn't you want to dig a hole to china to get away from your 'rents when you were a child? well evidently you didn't use the globe properly or we would have figured out that would end up on some island in the indian ocean. no child will ever have this dilemma again with the advent of google. i checked it out and i hope to be digging to a tropical island with 4 palm trees, a pool (don't fancy saltwater), feather bed and a very, cute english pool boy ;) Going to shop for a new suit and tanning oil now!